Last night, I argued with an elderly woman at work. She’s American, and you know how demanding Americans can be. Anyways, she seemed to think that I was trying to take advantage of her. I will not be discussing our argument in detail. But I did find our conversation funny (I don’t reckon she did, however), so I’m sharing with you how it ended:
Old woman: Listen, missy, if you ever get to be my age, and I hope you do, you will understand where I’m coming from. Now, I have encountered all types of people, and if you think I am going to let you trick me, then you’ve got another think coming. I’m not a fool.
Me (in an exasperated tone): Look! I am not trying to antagonize you, okay? I am, in fact, trying to come up with the best solution to your problem!
Old woman: No, no, I know you’re not trying to antagonize me, and I know you’re only doing your job, but for the record, I think the people in your company are assholes.
Me: Well, if you ever change your mind, you know our number.
***Note: Yes, actually, we are assholes. In fact, during training, our team was told that we were hired for this job because HR saw the bitches and assholes within us.
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I miss blogging and writing poetry and prose, but I barely have time to breathe these days, so a short note on this post will have to do for now. I should, in fact, be trying to get some sleep at this very moment, since I have to leave for work at 2AM tomorrow, but sleep is not part of my schedule tonight. The good thing about it is the money!!! 
And the fact that I’m getting even thinner! The bad thing about it? I think I’m about to crash and burn.
Gawd, I hope not!
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I miss camwhoring. When I find the time, Imma post pictures again.
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