OH, SHIT!

Oops! I think I have just done a stupid thing. I’ll tell you the story.

I’m at a restaurant. I receive a text from my cousin, asking me if I am online, telling me that there is something I have to see. So I call her. She tells me that she has just received a friend request on Facebook from a girl who, according to the girl’s profile, is in a relationship with our uncle. Now, see, this wouldn’t be a big deal if my uncle were single. But he’s not. He’s married, with 5 kids.

Since the laptop is right in front of me, I go online and immediately check my Facebook account. I have a friend request from her, too. I check her profile, and the girl is young! She’s 26, while my uncle is 47. So what do I do? I’m protective of my cousins, and my first impulse is to wage a war on this potential homewrecker. So I send her a very mean message.

The message is really nasty. It’s titled KAPUTAHAN, which is WHORING in English. In a nutshell, my message is that I think the girl is just an uneducated whore who probably works in a bar…

What you have to understand is that I was not thinking very clearly when I sent the girl the message. I haven’t been thinking clearly these days. I’ve got romance on the brain. Translation: I’ve been thinking about my crush all day, so while I was dealing with the Facebook shit, I was not really thinking at all because my mind was on my crush. Actually, in my normal state of mind, I do not go around calling people names. But I acted on impulse earlier tonight because my brain wasn’t really functioning (only my heart and groins were, hehehe).

And at this very moment, I am really, really wishing that I could find a way to take that message back. Because folks, if the girl is not just imagining it, and she and my uncle are really having an affair, then you know what? MY UNCLE IS GOING TO KILL ME!

OH, SHIT! MY UNCLE IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME!